We Imagine His Next Line Is Something About Making Love, Not War

Suit: So how are you ladies doing?
Cute girl #1: Um, fine. You?
Suit: Good! I'm Paul.
Cute girl #1: So Paul, what do you do?
Suit: Guess.
Cute girl #2: World of Warcraft?

–Black Door Bar

Overheard by: On the periphery