We Wish You a Hi-Def Year With Surround Sound, Dear Reader

Eight-year-old boy, screaming before midnight: Haaaaappy New Yearrrrrrr! Haaaappy New Year!
Drunk partygoers across the street: Haaaaappy New Year!
30-something: This is so overwhelming.

–Ocean Parkway & Neptune

Overheard by: Ilysse Weisenfeld