Guy on cell: Yo, did you get me my plane ticket? I need to fuck this guy up and get the hell out of here.
–MacDougal St
Overheard by: Lauren
Metro NY guy: Take the fuckin’ paper!
–42nd & Vanderbilt
Overheard by: didn’t take the fuckin’ paper
Hipster boyfriend to hipster girlfriend: You can go fuck, fuck, fuck yourself, and I don’t fucking care, you fuck.
–Bleecker & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Patty K.
Guy on cell: Fucking? Are you Fucking?…Beating off?…What’s that sound?…I don’t know; I’m out of guesses!
–14th & 5th
Overheard by: Thompson
Construction worker, building a new school: So we fucked it up. It’s Friday anyway. I don’t have to look at it no more.
–35th St & 35th Ave, Astoria
Overheard by: Jillian B.
Suit: And now she wants to be involved in my strategic planning initiative? Fuck her!
–Rockefeller Plaza
Overheard by: Brendan Rogak
Little girl, receiving a stuffed frog from her parents: Fucking frog!!
–122nd & Amsterdam
Overheard by: frog-waiting-to-be-kissed
