Rich lady: I bought this outfit for myself to make up for my miserable youth.
–Union Square West
Overheard by: Zac
Yuppie to toddler sitting on friend’s lap: … And the benefit of wearing Nike clothing is that it’s made by children not much older than you.
–Central Park
Overheard by: Ardbeg78
Trendy chick: I can’t go to places like Forever 21 and Urban Outfitters ’cause they study and watch me on camera, ripping off my style.
–Bar, 14th St & Ave B
Overheard by: Karl Karlson
Girl: Trench coats are never a good sign.
–M14D bus, 1st Ave
Overheard by: melanie
Loud queer to friend: Ummm, do you know where I can get some Lycra spandex leopard-print leggings?
–The Village
Overheard by: S