Woman on cell: What?! So I douched today for no reason?!
–27th & 8th
Overheard by: abby k
Guy on cell: Hello? Hello, little douche! Oh, you’re just jealous of how not-douchy I am.
–Office, Murray Hill
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Girl on cell: He was a cunt in New York, but he’s a total douchebag in L.A.
–49th & 9th
Chick on cell: Listen, I’m sorry for last night… For hiding in the shower all night and being a douche.
–10th & Broadway
Overheard by: CMEdia
Professor, reading quote on politics of smoke-filled cities in 19th century: ‘… To give themselves and their wives and daughters that outside neatness, cleanliness, and freshness…’ [Pauses, then] Sounds like a douche ad.
–Columbia University
