Girl to another, loudly: Oh my god! Where the fuck were you this morning? I was about to text you, but I realized you couldn’t text. And I couldn’t text either! And you wouldn’t pick up your phone! And I needed to talk to you! But I couldn’t reach you! So I just like fucking sat there and screamed for ten minutes!
–B9 Bus
20‐something male to friend: I am so MIA right now. I am MIA. Like, I text you, but I am MIA. Like, so many people send texts to me, and I’m just MIA.
–Downtown 6 Train
Overheard by: dallas
Girl leaving movie: Well, I’m sure she’ll send out a mass text the second she has her baby.
–AMC Theater 19th & Broadway
Overheard by: Julie
20‐something to another: Tiffany, I know I left Jason at the altar…but why didn’t he text me back?
–1849 Bar, MacDougal & Bleecker
Laughing hobo to another: That is the funniest joke I’ve ever heard! You have to text that to me!
–St. Mark’s Church, 2nd Ave & 9th St
Overheard by: cody
