Wednesday One-Liners Are Like the Village Bicycle

Drunk girl: I’m not a whore. I just like to have my crotch touched.

–Mercury Lounge, LES

Overheard by: Bmeyer

Hipster chick: I’ve got to say, I feel pretty healthy for someone who sleeps with a lot of strangers.

–Lobby, Dangerfield’s Comedy Club

Overheard by: alex

Girl on cell: Whenever I see a pregnant woman with an ankle tattoo, I figure that she must be a slut.

–Jamba Juice, Lex Ave near 61st St

White chick on cell: Hello, my little slut… Hello, my little slut! How are you?

–Times Square

Overheard by: Kerry

Nerdy chick: I have a theory that if I had a better body image, I’d be a whore.

–W Houston & 6th Ave