Chick on cell: The problem is there aren’t that many eligible bachelors who are dying.
–Queens Blvd, Forest Hills
Overheard by: Janet
Asian girl: Its okay for you to be shallow now, but if you’re 30 and unmarried, you should look into personality… Or income.
–3rd St & Ave A
Bimbette to guy friend: Do a handstand contest with her and you definitely have a date.
–LIRR
Overheard by: yogi
Girl on cell: Nooo, I didn’t mean that you were dating yourself in a bad way!
–DSW, 14th St
Overheard by: lish
