Lady suit at lunch: Actually, I prefer people who are just like me.
–Lower East Side
30-something: Everyone knows my name, and I know everyone’s name.
–Herald Square
Overheard by: acep
20-ish guy looking at reflection in elevator mirror: This is why I love elevators — I get to look at myself. I am so hot. Have you ever realized how hot I am? Yeah, I’m really hot. [Leans in and kisses his reflection.]
–AMA Building, 48th & Broadway
Overheard by: Heather
Guy getting off train: The king is leaving!
–R train
Overheard by: peace out, your highness