Guy to girlfriend: Every time I get pissed, I’ll list a person who’s dead.
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Rachel Graham
Mom to four-year-old daughter: So, let me get this straight. Everybody was dead, then you walked in the street, and then you got kidnapped? And then you got killed?
–86th & Lex
Girlfriend to boyfriend: Seeing the genitals of a corpse is, like, a huge turn-off.
–Bodies Exhibit, Fulton St
Overheard by: Secret Asian
Woman: So I called her and I asked her, ‘Did you die?’ And she said, ‘No!’
–Pearl River Mart, Soho
Dude on cell: He’s dead? Yes!
–St. Mark’s Pl
Overheard by: Adam
