Middle-schooler: Self-mutilation is so gay!
–Q60 bus
Overheard by: Gregorio
Black lady: She gay? Oh, well, then keep her away from me. I don’t like gay people. They’s too charmin’.
–D train
Southern girl: I have this theory that all black guys are gay.
–Lafayette & Houston
Teen girl to friend, passing clipboard activists: I don’t get it. What are they doing, selling gay rights?
–Columbus Ave, Upper West Side
Overheard by: wasn’t in the mood to buy any gay rights that day
Guy to another: … And it wouldn’t be gay because we wouldn’t tell anyone!
–NYU
Overheard by: Artiste