Woman to her crying child: A man is going to take you.
–Barnes & Noble
Overheard by: Caitlin
Asian mom to child in stroller: You feel trapped? Well, so do I. Now you know how I feel.
–51st & 3rd
Mom to whining child: Too bad, so sad. Your mom looks like your dad.
–JFK
Mom on cell: Shut the hell up or you’re not going to choir camp…
–32nd & Lex
Woman with wailing baby: God, I wish I was high — you would be so funny right now!
–V train
Mom to screaming toddler: If you could stop doing that, I’d appreciate it.
–Ascan Ave & Queens Blvd
Overheard by: me too.
