Guy: Peanut butter and dick is so delicious.
–Henry St & Clinton St
Overheard by: Jeannie
Hipster girl to friends: … And that’s why guys shouldn’t try to suck their own dicks.
–Dominie’s Hoek, Long Island
Guy: I just made an RM cry. I feel like a compliance dickhead!
–Wall St
EMS worker: … And that’s how my penis landed in the punch bowl.
–Fordham & Southern
Guy on phone: What? If my balls are on your chin, where the fuck is my cock?
–Mercer & W 3rd
Overheard by: TheBrit
Woman in an ‘Officer Nasty’ costume: That girl sure knows how to bake a penis!
–Party, 168th & Broadway
Overheard by: Peter Pecker
