Queer: So I’m fucking this guy in the ass, and he tries to kiss me, and I’m like, ‘What the hell are you doing?’
–University Place
Hobo: And then the fucker slapped his cock in my ass!
–5th Ave & 22nd St
Overheard by: A bum rap
Queer: I expected something better and all I got was the big dick in my ass!
–Mobile station
Dude: I swear, if Bob Dylan was a chick I would totally fuck him up the ass.
–8th St & Ave C
Man on phone: Yeah, I’m talkin’ big, wet butt-orgy.
–46th St & 7th Ave
Man: Anal is such a pain in the ass, you know?
–Astor Place
