Wednesday One-Liners Explore Their Hoo-Hoo Zones

Girl on cell: Yeah, but I’ve gotta get out of these pants first. The crotch is wet and I don’t wanna get mad yeast.

— 85th & York

Overheard by: Ivan

Professor: You need to find your special place.

–Shepard Hall, City College

Girl on cell: You definitely could. You have a wider-set vagina than I do.

–65th Ave & Parsons Blvd, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Pete

Old lady on cell: Did you remove the tick from the genital area?

–5th Ave, Park Slope

Overheard by: Utah