Homeless man sitting on ground holding up peeled banana: … And now for my John Wayne Bobbit imitation… Aaauuuggghhh!
–38th & Lex
20-something girl: Oh my god! I just realized how much Darth Vader sounds like Ralph Nader!
–8th St & Broadway
Overheard by: EJ
Little boy: Oprah, save me!
–1 train
Overheard by: amused tourist
Hot Asian chick: I want to go, but do we have enough David Hasselhoff shirts to last us the whole weekend?
–140th & Broadway
Overheard by: Shringle
Guy chatting up girl: Yeah, this is a real celebrity hangout. There are probably famous people in here right now, we just don’t know who they are.
–The Spotted Pig
