Woman holding small dog: Kiss him. His mouth smells like poopie.
–9th St & Ave A
Drunk chick: I kissed Kaitlyn on the tongue, and now I have herpes in my mouth.
–Outside The Grand, 58th St
Conductor: To the individual outside kissing the train: Please stop.
–LIRR
Overheard by: Dan
Girl: But he didn’t even kiss me at the club! We didn’t kiss until the hospital, and it wasn’t even a real kiss. I kissed him and he didn’t kiss me back.
–Café, Union Square
Professor: Like I told you, kiss my white ass!
–NYU
