Hispanic lady to female friend: I coulda had kids! I coulda had a husband! I coulda had a house of my own! But you know what? You made me hate men!
–Delancey & Essex
Suit: If you are a drug dealer, be the drug dealer. That’s why I hate New York. In LA at least the drug dealers show up when you call them.
–Library Bar, Ave A
Overheard by: ljw
Little kid: Ughhh! I hate this universe!
–Neptune Diner, Astoria, Queens
Overheard by: Matthias Sundberg
Chick: He was going back to Germany and he felt like it was destiny that we met. I told him, ‘I met you once, and I hate Frank Sinatra.’
–Trash Bar, Brooklyn
Overheard by: katez
Chick: Don’t you just hate it when people eavesdrop on your conversation?
–O’Neals’ Restaurant, Lincoln Center
Overheard by: Tess
