Wednesday One-Liners for the Haters

Hispanic lady to female friend: I coulda had kids! I coulda had a husband! I coulda had a house of my own! But you know what? You made me hate men!

–Delancey & Essex

Suit: If you are a drug dealer, be the drug dealer. That’s why I hate New York. In LA at least the drug dealers show up when you call them.

–Library Bar, Ave A

Overheard by: ljw

Little kid: Ughhh! I hate this universe!

–Neptune Diner, Astoria, Queens

Overheard by: Matthias Sundberg

Chick: He was going back to Germany and he felt like it was destiny that we met. I told him, ‘I met you once, and I hate Frank Sinatra.’

–Trash Bar, Brooklyn

Overheard by: katez

Chick: Don’t you just hate it when people eavesdrop on your conversation?

–O’Neals’ Restaurant, Lincoln Center

Overheard by: Tess