Crackhead: What’s your favorite state? Mine is Seattle.
–95th & 2nd
Guy on cell: … Got fisted from another state.
–7th Ave, between 56th & 57th St
Tourist chick: I’m in Pennsylvania?! What the hell?!
–1 train, Penn Station
Bald dude on cell: Yeah, I’m in Vermont with Bill and Mary*! It’s beautiful! I know, it’s amazing — I’m getting service right on the lake.
–Burger King, Graham & Skillman
Port Authority officer: It’s not easy being a dual-state crime fighter like me.
–Exchange Place PATH station
Overheard by: Marisol
Dude: I went to only one strip club in New York. It was the one in Jersey.
–27th & 10th
