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Wednesday One-liners Get Cocky

Woman: His breath stinks. It smells like…it smells like shit to me. He’s gay, that’s why. He’s always suckin’ it, you know.

–Delancey Street station

Overheard by: Palaverist

  • Posted on April 1, 2026
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