Wednesday One-Liners Go over Their Minutes

Young thug: Don’t be talkin’ ’bout Sigmund Freud. That’s my dawg.

–W 85th & Broadway

Chick: I don’t like smooth talk. I’m too slow for it.

–2nd St & Ave B

Overheard by: apples

Business chick: We keep talking about nymphomania, but I can’t remember what we decided.

–Rite-Aid, 125th & 5th

Guido on cell: Fucking the shit out of you, lying in bed after, and talking about state capitals! Is that all I fucking am to you? That’s the fucking highlight of my life.

–3rd Ave & 85th St, Bay Ridge

Overheard by: punkee

NYU chick: My mom’s calling me — let’s stop talking about how I think she’s a lesbian.

–Grand Central

Woman on cell: We just sat around and drank wine, watched movies, and talked about art and Armenian genocide — you know, the usual.

–Key Food, Park Slope

Overheard by: The Eel

Teacher: It’s scary when you people talk out loud. Some of the dumbest things come out of your mouths.

–Bronx Science

Overheard by: LSB