Hobo: Make New York safe for women! Lesbian jail! Put those vicious, ass-grabbing lesbians behind bars.
–E/V subway platform, 53rd & 5th
Overheard by: colin
Girl: I think I could totally be a lesbian…except for the whole, like, lack of penises thing.
–Three of Cups bar, 5th St & 1st Ave
Overheard by: beepster
Guy: If I ever went to a drag bar, I’d never want to draw attention to myself. But two 400-pound lesbians?! I mean, come on.
–Office, 57th St
Guy: So tell me what those lesbian meetings are really about!
–St Mark’s & 3rd
Overheard by: mariana
Amateur sociologist: I think a lesbian counts for two gay people because they’re rare.
–Rivington & Ludlow
