Lady: Okay, it’s been 80 minutes. That means one of us has to go pee.
–The Factory, Christopher St
Man: Shit! Why isn’t this moving faster? I need to take a piss. Of course I can’t just take a piss right here, ’cause I need to be all proper and shit.
–1 train
Cute 20-ish foreign guy to lady friend: … And then I got peed on. I got peed on — on my face! I wanna get peed on again.
–Bleecker, between MacDougal & 6th Ave
Overheard by: WTF Mate
Girl: Have you ever had to pee so bad that you get, like, high?
–9th & 7th
Loud chick on cell: I know, girl. That’s what I told her — he stays peeing on her and giving her mad STDs.
–B46 bus, Eastern Pkwy, Brooklyn
Hardhat: I gotta go pee. Somebody kick me in the balls!
–Chambers St station
Overheard by: Cat
Chick in stall: This is our first pee in New York City!
–Restroom, Virgin Megastore
Overheard by: it was mine too.
