Blonde chick on cell: Did you hear? She joined the Army! Isn’t that cute?
–Ave A & 9th St
Overheard by: Hannah
Mommy wannabe: You are so cute it’s retarded! It’s retarded how cute you are! Seriously!
–Prospect Park
Overheard by: A White Bear
Tourist guy: Oh, that’s cute. All the benches are donated.
–Central Park
Overheard by: sarah
Guy: She’s just your standard-issue cute girl. There are a million of ’em in the city. There are probably a hundred just on this train!
–6 train
Thug on cell: Did they go up her butt? Then they ain’t cute. Only if they on you…
–Broadway & 12th
Overheard by: Jess McGins
Blonde teen: You are sooo cute when you’re drunk!
–Bridle Path, Central Park
Overheard by: if walls had ears
Pundit: The word ‘cute’ doesn’t do the men in here justice… Ha, ha. I made a funny!
–Queens County Civil Courthouse
