Woman on cell: Putting something inside you that vibrates is sort of like being at a construction site. I’m still getting used to my vibrator, too…
–Herald Square
Overheard by: GG
Geeky chick on cell: Sheesh, you’re just wearing her gloves, not reusing one of her condoms!
–4 train
Man on cell, paddle-boating with girlfriend: Hey, man! Yeah, I’m with my whip on the lake — she’s paddling me around!
–Central Park
Overheard by: Collegiate Cutie
Beauty on cell: Fuck you! What about the Astroglide? Fuck you! What about the rubbers? Fuck you, you asshole! Fuck you! Fuck you!
–W 4th St
Overheard by: cato
30-something lady on cell: I have told you: I am absolutely not going to wear that outfit when I have sex with you. I mean it!
–8th and 36th
Suit on cell: So they gave me this amazing cream for my burn that made my skin amazingly soft — you know, like Astroglide.
–80 Central Park West & 68th St
Overheard by: Ray Zinbran
Teacher: We need our high-power sexual devices!
–Brooklyn Tech
