Former Broadway ingenue: He injects silicone into his penis and testicles. He has for years.
–A‑list Broadway party
Overheard by: kgrahams
Wannabe policy maker: They should have umbrella exchange centers. You know, like needle exchanges.
–Washington Square South
Overheard by: Lacey
Dad: You want to get arrested? Brian, put those syringes down. If you want to get high, go outside and find some mothafucka on the street.
–Emergency room, Beth Israel
Overheard by: Coughing in the Ghetto Israel
Ditz: I love hepatitis shots!
Overheard by: Salmon Slap
Hipster chick on cell: Yeah, you should probably get a rabies shot for that… And a pap smear.
–Washington Square Park