Deranged woman to tranny friend: I am not a white woman. I do not take the yolk out of my eggs!
–14th St
Overheard by: Melanie from Queens
Homeless woman to white man holding white girlfriend’s hand: You fucking Indian faggot!
–Court St & Dean St, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Adam
White girl: He’s my favorite person in my building, because he’s ethnic.
–F train
Overheard by: djingo
Man staring at ‘Exit’ and ‘Salida’ signs on separate emergency doors: Huh, I wonder if Caucasians are supposed to exit right and Hispanics are supposed to exit left…
–Flight from NYC to Houston
Guy: I love it when Asians get high, because you can’t tell.
–Pace University
Overheard by: Pants
40-something Asian lady to daughter: No, it was not mixed race — He was pure Vulcan!
–Green St, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Heather Letzkus
Pretentious young woman on New York neighborhoods: It’s all pretty homogenous up around Central Park. Well, I mean, up by 107th street you’ll find some black kids on skateboards.
–R train
Overheard by: BrooklynDodgy
