Wednesday One-Liners Go To Film School

Drunk girl: I look like a Halloween movie — like Freddie the 13th. Wait, that’s not right.

–PATH train

Overheard by: Juggs Photographer

30-something woman: I’ve come to realize that there’s never going to be a Lloyd Dobbler. There won’t be any boom boxes.

–Prospect Park

Hushed female voice during screening of Short Bus: What the fuck does this have to do with hooking up in New York post-9/11? Take this hippie-dippy crap back to Portland! Ewww! God, take your carriage clock and shove it!

–Landmark Sunshine Theatre, Houston St

Middle-aged tourist to husband: They are so dramatic with all of the security here… It’s just like a movie.

–Church St, by World Trade Center

UPS Guy: I swear to you, Joey, I seen a lot of movies in my time and this movie is not to be missed. I swear, it’s definitely one of the ten best I’ve ever seen. And I’m a big movie buff. They have it at Blockbuster — you have to rent it. It’s called Nanny McPhee. You got that? Nanny McPhee.

–34th & Broadway

Woman: It’s like watching The Sound of Music and The Exorcist at the same time!

–Starbucks, Financial District

Overheard by: Sarah

Guy: That movie had more male pube shots in it than any movie I’ve ever seen.

–Starbucks, 66th & Columbus

Overheard by: MojoSaves