British tourist, after Avenue Q: Well, that was different than Mary Poppins!
–Golden Theater, W 45th St
Overheard by: Knew Exactly What I Was Getting Into
Tourist: What day do they film Saturday Night Live?
–Times Square
Overheard by: Candy
Tourist chick pointing at Chrysler Building: Look, y’all — the Eiffel Tower!
–Top of Empire State Building
Tourist mom with three kids: Look! Applebees!
–Times Square
Gleeful tourist: I see Wendy’s!
–Bond & Broadway
Teen tourist: So, what is Long Island? Is it not a state? I don’t get it!
–LIRR
Overheard by: jangbang
Tourist teen spotting Che Guevara shirt at vendor: Oh my god! Isn’t that Tom Cruise in Top Gun?
–Canal St
Overheard by: the asian princess
