Girl to friend: … And it was like, ‘Bam! I have a penis, too, man.’
–W 4th & 6th
Crazy guy: The revolution is in my pussy! The revolution is in my vagina!
–Washington Square Park
Prep school gangsta leaving train: Yo, man, grab his tits! Yeah!
–C train
Overheard by: Annearchist
Guy yelling into cell: I’m an intelligent woman! So I think…
–59th St, Columbus Circle
NYU chick: If I was a hermaphrodite, then I would totally understand what they were talking about.
–Shade, W 3rd & Sullivan