Wednesday One-liners Should See a Doctor

Chick on phone: Do you love your gynecologist? Because I don’t. I’m not, like, thrilled. I need stability right now. It’s like bing-bing-bing, you’re done. Now tell me about your period and breastfeeding.

–Brooklyn Army Terminal

Woman: Oh no, she loves having surgery…

–Fresh Bites, 56th & 6th

Man on cell: It was like a little dagger, stabbing my eyeball…

–Madison Avenue office

Overheard by: Jonathan Harford

Woman: …so my gynecologist said, “Why would you want to go to her? She’s out of network!”

–Opia, E. 57th Street