Hot chick: What’s the use of having penis-shaped cake pans if you’re not going to put them to use at least once a year?
–Harlem
Overheard by: Gnometastic
Man on cell: Promise me, when you see the giant penis, you will NOT laugh!
–78th between 2nd & 3rd
Overheard by: Stacy in the City
Guy: So I was sucking this guy’s dick… and he has kids!
–Rockefeller Center
Overheard by: Ryan
Guido: So did anyone else besides you have a cock in their mouth?
–75th & 3rd
Overheard by: Cody
Careful planner: Now we have to get it out of your pocket and onto your penis.
–168th & Broadway
Guy on cell: So, how many inches do you think I am?
–Columbia University
Teen boy, looking into sex shop: Ooohhh…they got the dick pump!
–38th & 8th
