Student: Did Mohammed invent Arabic with the Koran?
–Fordham University
Overheard by: Krisztina
Dude: Help me, Mr. Bloomberg. Please help me, Mr. Bloomberg.
–Rivington & Bowery
Overheard by: Miss V
Girl: Fuckin’ Teddy Roosevelt. Who gives a shit about Teddy Roosevelt?
–5th & 10th
Tourist: I know Kenny Rogers. Doesn’t he make chicken?
–Veniero’s, 11th St
Overheard by: Caitlyn
Biker: I heard George Bush was supposed to be here. Where the hell’s that bitch nigga at?
–World Trade Center
Professor: Madonna has the vulnerability of a cash register.
–Fordham
Overheard by: Jess McGins
Girl on cell: She was definitely trying to get me mad. She’s like, “Yeah, people in L.A. hate New Yorkers.” And I’m like, “Are you saying this because I said your boyfriend looks like Chuck Norris?”
–Astor Place
Overheard by: Laura
