Little boy: The pigeon knows no fear.
–Central Park
Outraged 20-something to friend: He’s the one who told me to put the duck in the eulogy!
–Columbus Circle
Guy on cell: Yeah, it’s so hot outside I could cook a turkey between my legs!
–Outside Fordham University
Overheard by: Sharon
Extremely flamboyant black guy: I threw my corn, but I ain’t throw no chicken! Okay?
–LaGuardia airport
Overheard by: waste not, want not
Little girl: Mommy, I just saw two pigeons dancing together!
–M66 bus
Guy: Is that a baby or a chicken?!
–Guggenheim Museum
Overheard by: emily
