Girl on cell: Yeah, I’m in New York City… Yeah, it’s on the East coast, but it’s not really on the East coast. It’s not, like, next to water or anything.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Beach Goer
Dude: My god. I mean, everyone knows Broadway and Fifth Avenue are the same thing, and the idiot says no.
–14th & 4th
Overheard by: girl in the red coat
High school boy: So let me ask you this — how easy is it to cross over from Egypt to Mexico?
–3 train
Overheard by: Nick H
School trip escapee teen to pal: Now we can do whatever we want… We’re in Times Square!
–Outside Penn Station, 7th Ave
Overheard by: Go back to Iowa
Tourist chick to friends: LaGuardia? How the fuck did we end up at the fucking airport?
–Houston, at LaGuardia
