Ten-year-old: If I work on my claw skills, I will always be able to tell what time it is!
–CVS, Lexington Ave
Child tourist: There’s so many people. Don’t they have jobs?
–Times Square
Overheard by: rae
Young boy: Were you sniffing my father?
–Bronx Zoo
Little girl: I can’t wait ’til I have my own psychic friend.
–181st & Pinehurst
Overheard by: Josh h
Young boy: Mommy, I wanna go see the thongs.
–Saks
Overheard by: Butt Floss
Young girl tourist, exiting taxi: Goodbye! I love you! More than all the other cabs!
–Thompson & 3rd
Overheard by: kerm and mere
Little girl: You always make things up! You made this game up, you made the rules up, you even made me up!
–19th Ave, Brooklyn