Woman, watching Jet Li movie preview: I won’t see it. All they ever do is hop around, and I have no idea what’s going on.
–AMC Theatre, W 42nd St
Overheard by: Jason
Slow learner: Yeah, we just got out of Miami Vice…Yeah, I’ve seen it twice. Trust me: do not see that movie!
–42nd between 9th & 10th
Overheard by: Ash
Young woman: When I went to see Snakes on a Plane, I didn’t think there’d be snakes! On a plane!
–Regal Cinemas, Union Square
Tween boy: After seeing that movie, I have to say: Johnny Knoxville is the most suicidal person next to Jesus.
–C train
Overheard by: Dirty D
Ticket taker, directing people to theater: Go out the window and take a left.
–AMC 25, Times Square
Overheard by: L
Blonde girl: Isn’t Short Circuit the movie with R2D2?
–Rooftop party, W 43rd
Overheard by: Esther
Guy in very crowded train: It felt like Schindler’s List for a second there.
–7 train
Overheard by: giants fan
