We’ll Have to Take the MUH-TAA to Get There

Lady: Hey, I have to get going to that puh-taa meeting tonight.
Husband: That what meeting?!
Lady: Puh-taa. For the school…
Husband: … You mean the P.T.A. meeting?
Lady: You know that’s what I meant!

–W 5th St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Patricia