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When Diabetics Contemplate Suicide

Shop attendant: Do you need help?
Customer: Oh… In many, many ways…

–Candy Store, SoHo

Overheard by: rutger

  • Posted on October 8, 2009
  • Clerks, Customers, Offers and requests, Shopping, Soho, Store, Weirdness
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