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Why Ninjas Don't Eat Beans. / Make Their Uniforms of Corduroy

Teen boy: Those were not stealthy ninjas!

–Flushing Meadows Park

  • Posted on December 28, 2008
  • Parks, Queens, Teens, Violence, Weirdness
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