You Always Bring It Back to You, Mom

Mother: Are you sure you want to eat that?
Daughter: Mom! Do you know how that makes me feel? You know how you feel when I make fun of your hair. Now compound that by a hundred. I have a Ph.D. and a fat ass. It’s who I am.
Mother: You make fun of my hair?

–Cafe, MoMA

Overheard by: nothing wrong with her hair