Paper guy: AM News! AM News! Low prices! Low-tech news!
–Greeley Square, 32nd St
Overheard by: Mary Beth Hanlon
Thug handing out flyers: You don’t have to take one, it’s okay, because at the end of the day I’ll still be crisp.
–Manhattan Mall
Overheard by: Alex Berkowitz
Umbrella vendor, after it starts raining: It’s not too late… Save her hairdo!
–W. 47th St. & Broadway
Overheard by: Maggie
Flyer guy: Oh, man, I can’t do this — this job ain’t for me. I can’t take all the rejection!
–Clinton & Delancey
Guy selling umbrellas: I believe in all of you! I have umbrellas for you!
–33rd & 7th
Overheard by: smoon
