Man to cop: I know my dick is big, but I didn’t know it was illegal.
–Yankee Stadium bathroom
Overheard by: howie ray
Guy: My penis practically has a halo right now.
–N 10th & Bedford
Australian lady: Oh, look! It’s the penis people again!
–Bodies Exhibit, South St Seaport
Girl on cell: So, wait — let me get this straight — last night you dreamed that you were coming out of the shower, looked down, and saw my head instead of your dick? … Well, was my head in the shape of a dick? … Oh, then no, that’s not weird.
–Sullivan St
Overheard by: someone needs new friends
Big black lady on cell: His penis was about as big as… Hmmm, let me see here… Probably that stop sign over there. Yeah, that looks about right.
–25th & 6th
WASP lady to friend: … And then, I mean, you save the really expensive stuff for the penis.
–89th & Madison
Overheard by: Dani
