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You Might Call Her a Hobosexual

Guy #1: Her sister was dating Martin Short.
Guy #2: But she likes that homeless type.
Guy #1: Yeah, you’re not creepy enough for her.

–Akira Sushi, St. Mark’s Place

  • Posted on August 5, 2015
  • About Celebrities, Compare/Contrast, Dating, Guys, Kink, Restaurants & Cafes
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