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You Owe Us $500. So, Yes.

Client: You don’t abuse my dog, do you?
Groomer: Let me check your card.

–Animal clinic, Queens

  • Posted on August 24, 2006
  • Beastiality, Blue-collar workers, Creepsters, Customers, Man's Best Friend, Queens
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