Your Editors Are Still Trying to Determine If That's a Good or a Bad Thing

Girl #1: Tell me how you bagged him 'cause I need to bag someone for myself!
Girl #2: All I said was, “you're fly, I'm fly, we could be fly together!”
Girl #1: Dead ass?
Girl #2: Dead ass!

–Brooklyn College

Overheard by: Puzzled Psychology Major