Accept Its Insanity or Face Its Wrath

Young boy: Daddy! We’re going outside soon, yay!
Father: No we’re not. We’re going over the g line, we’ll have to go to Hoyt Street underground, then switch to the f. Then we’ll go outside.
Young boy: Why, daddy?
Father: Because it’s the MTA.

–F Train

Overheard by: marc V