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And Hired a Hitman

Chick: They just hate me so much. I bet they were so happy when we broke up last spring.
Dude: Yeah, they took me out to dinner.

–2 train

  • Posted on February 17, 2008
  • Breaking Up, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, On the Subway
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