And I Can Obey the No‐Two‐Straight‐Guys‐in‐a‐Stall Rule

Guy #1: Yo, come over here! This toilet’s flush is the hardest I’ve ever seen!
Guy #2: Nah, it’s okay! I can just go into this one and do the same thing. (flushes) Yeah, that’s it!

–AMC Theatre Men’s Room