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And I Don't Think It Could Get Any Shittier

Homeless dude #1: I need something to read when I go to the bathroom.
Homeless dude #2: I got “Can you afford to retire?”

–Broadway & W 4th

Overheard by: Danielle

  • Posted on October 10, 2008
  • Books & Writing, Default, Guys, Homeless, Jobs & Careers, Offers and requests, Poop, Questions, The Village, Wishes & desires
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